Cold and a little sick, but there's some totty at least.

Bah! Sick is bad. I don't know what I've got. It's worse than a cold but it's not as bad as the flu. Nonetheless, I'm miserable. Just once, I'd love for a gorgeous and ripped half-naked lad (see below) to gently rouse me from my restless slumber with a bowl of chicken a la cliché soup.

Mr February from Boys of Manchester Universities 2005. Where's my chicken soup?! Bah, I have no use for you otherwise.

I hate winter. It's totally incompatible with my lifestyle. The cold. The dry air. It's all bad. I want to be able to go out at night in a T-shirt and jeans. And speaking of jeans, one shouldn't wear jeans with holes in them when the weather's cold, windy and/or rainy. I learnt the hard way, as opposed to the easier process of following simple logic. Who knew that the insulative properties of clothes dramatically decreased when there are GAPING HOLES IN THEM? Bah!


Listening to:
Title: Don't Look Back
Artist: Telepopmusik feat. Angela McCluskey
Album/station: Ministry of Sound: Chillout Sessions 7 (2005)
Length: 3.42