Mattymoo.

So Mattymoo got with a girl. Deary me. How's this for role reversal: shock and horror that a [queer - or so I thought] friend of mine is dabbling in heterosexual sex!

And to think, that those lips that I've kissed (only once or twice), those arms and that chest I've caressed (only once or twice) and those- erm- bits that I've- uhh- grasped (only once or twice, honest!) have been sullied by one of them there femmes!

Don't get me wrong, I like heterosexuals. Some of my best friends are heterosexual; I like the people but not the act.

And I'd support Mattymoo in whatever lifestyle he chooses. Even if it does tear me up inside. Sobs.




Ha, it's all good.


Listening to:
Title: Old Dark Brown
Artist: The Go Set
Album/station: Mel In The Morning / Triple J 105.7FM
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