So now five boys - count 'em, five - are after my mate Mattymoo. Lucky duck. And then he has the hide to complain that he'll never have a boyfriend of his own! Honestly, take your pick, buddy.

My thoughts? To be frank, I don't want to share him ...

Only joking. But seriously, if he decided to shack up with one of them (and it would only be one, being the gentleman that he is), I suppose I would get a little jealous. Just a little.


Listening to:
Title: Scott's a Dork
Artist: Reel Big Fish
Album/station: Why Do They Rock So Hard?
Length: 3.04