I think I'm pregnant.

The signs all point to it. I've been really hungry and I've been eating heaps over the last few days. And I've been all hormonal. I'm not getting fat yet though, but it's only early days yet.

I don't think I'm ready for Little Mikeys scampering around the place. Or Little Darrens for that matter- well, I think they're Darren's...


Seriously though, I've been feeling weird lately. I've been eating more than I usually do - I've actually been hungrier than I normally am. Maybe another growth spurt is in the works. I'd like to hope so, I've been praying (in a very secular way, of course) that it isn't too late for me. I could do with a bit more length...

...I mean height!


Listening to:
Title: Vacation
Artist: Bagster
Album/station: Onwards and Upwards
Length: 3.39