I could write something deep, meaninngful and profound. But not tonight. This entry is all about boys.


Boy #1

There's a nice crumpet at the McDonald's in Centrepoint - I like refer to him as McSpunk. First off, there was a hot surfy boy in the queue in front of me that I couldn't help but look at (I think I caught McSpunk looking too, just quietly). Anyway, that guy left and I ordered. McSpunk sort of bantered with this other Macca's chick out front and I very much picked up a gay vibe. Maybe a bit of flirting with me too - a tiny tiny bit, but maybe that's just generic-retail-niceness. I guess the fact that I was wearing my Quiksilver back pack complete with prominent gay rainbow patch sewn on didn't hurt things.

There was a two-minute wait on my quarter pounder with cheese so McSpunk stood there behind the counter and I stood in front, quietly waiting... waiting... It was a golden opportunity to attempt a pick-up. And I could've done it too, there was no one else for him to serve so it wasn't like he was busy. But I killed it. Did nothing and then left after the quarter came. Not that I should complain, being currently involved and all.

Boy #2

Back when I skated (on a skateboard) -- well, at least tried to -- I subscribed to Skate - Australian Skateboarding Magazine. My subscription has long since ended and today I was in the newsagent and picked up a copy, just to flick through and have a look at what the young groms are up to. (Gosh i make it sound like it was aeons ago -- it was only last year!)

On the cover, they declared that inside was the most offensive interview ever. Of course, curiosity had killed the cat long ago and I went straight to the said interview. This is what I found before I soaked it in drool:




Matty Johnston - a hot 19 year old skater from Sydney with the Australian Emerica Skate Team. Oh and did I mention he was gay? At least I think he is. One of his personalities at least. But that doesn't matter - he's hot. Now I'd love to have this boy's babies!

Although it seems the interview was done while he was heavily inebriated (potentially throwing into doubt it's validity), he did say: "I'd probably better to go dudes than slags with monsterism". And this, when asked why a boy as attractive as he is hasn't got much luck with girls: "I dont know. I don't care about random slags, I'm down for the [gay boys]...".

And one of his mates, straight I assume, jokes with him about getting with each other: "...we won't just do a mutual mazz, we'll slam so hard that one of us actually gets pregnant". Ha! Never heard it put quite like that before.

I liked this part, though:-

Features: Can you tell us a bit about the black eye you're rockin' right now? How and why did it happen?

Matty Johnston: Because I grabbed some dudes ass on the dance floor last night. His friend beat me up, they weren't [gay].

Let's bask in more of his cuteness.





You know, maybe I might take up skating again.



Listening to:
Title: I've Got You Under My Skin
Artist: Diana Krall
Album/station: When I Look In Your Eyes
Length: 6.10